Sunday, April 24, 2005

Seder statistics

Adults present: 11
Children present: 6
Number of separate renditions of Mah Nishtana: 7
Number of answers given to the Four Questions: 0
Afikomens hidden: 4
Afikomens found: 3
Total number of cups of wine drunk: 68
Cups of wine spilled: 2
Table cloths ruined: 1
Children bursting into tears for no reason: 2
Adults bursting into tears for no reason: 1
Children falling asleep before the end of the seder and missing the songs: 3
Adults commenting on how nice it is not to have to make two seders: 9
Adults asking why we don't have egg in salt water more often because it's so delicious: 3
Successful trips to toilet since eating own body weight in matza: 0
Days of festival over: 1
Days to go before end of festival: 6

Happy Pesach one and all....


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like an extremely well organised military ran operation, with just a hint of anarchy.

Sounds as if you have come thru it on the other side relatively unscathed tho perhaps not entirely.

Interesting stats after all we had 6 adults, 2 teenagers and 2 kids and in comparison our seder was total chaos.


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